God yeah if it's not a crate of stella I don't want to even think about it. Beer all the way for me!!!!
The fight comes after the beer but before the sex. And if I'm in a good mood, maybe Kelly or Michelle will be on the end of my fist... In more ways than one.
FHM is my bloke bible and Max Power is my motoring hand guide I'm about as blokey as you can get. Can drink anyone here under the table aswell. Fags are gay!
O....M.....G! Girlfriend!?!?!?! That is the biggest 'I'm not really as bent as a bundle of three-pound-notes' rinse of shit I have ever hear. Fucking inbread.