Pornographic sweet wrappers? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html Some of the comments are a crease as well - "I think Mr. Simpkins is not quite correct in his appraisal of the situation concerning the lime and lemon. It appears that both Mr. Lime and Mr. Lemon are gentlemen. Furthermore, they both seem to be extremely enthusiastic about their encounter. I say let them enjoy themselves while they have the opportunity to do so."
'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.' He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
Mother gives me these sweets as a treat, after emptying her colostomy bag or washing the cat, etc. I like them a lot, and when I eat lots they make me tickle in my pants. I have never thought of Mr Lime in that way, and I think anybody who does probably has big issues and wants to cause trouble so they can buy expensive trousers. They don't think that what they say affects people. If, after reading this paper, I don't get a tickle in my pants any more, who will help me? Nobody, that's who. Simon Simpkins is dirty. Shame on Simon Simpkins. - Ichabod, Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso,
