Pornmags in the Park

Pornmags in the Park

Anyone remember being a young lad and finding loads of porn blowing around the woods in the park?

Used to be mint, i learned a load about ladies at that young age purely from reading ripped up Razzles and Escorts

Surely other lads here remember the significance of finding porn at a young age

aye those were the days! Used to kick it along for a while coz I didnt want to pick em up haha

LMFAO Aye

Oh yes, they were the days.

And not forgetting the day you found your dad's stash for the first time.

Oh deffo on the filed next 2 me mams HAPPY DAYS

ergh

If you were once a hormonal 14 year old lad, who had found some soggy, ripped porn mag in the woods, you would've understood that it was the equivalent of finding £50000

two guys infront of me in the shop yesterday bought two mags £12.00

ew

The good ones are around £5 or £6 each....err, so I've been told

i found my dads videos and cunningly reset the video counter so i could rewind it to exactly the right spot, to remain undetected

I used to do the exact same thing!

Plus, I used to line the video box up in the exact same place on the top of the kitchen cupboards

Man i missed out being a child in a broken home!

Not having a father figure around, when i was playing sports etc, was the least of my worries!

i missed out on all this porn!

i had a few mags during my youth and planked them under the bed and my mam found them and stuck them in my drawer

Aye its proper funny when you know youve been busted, but they havent mentioned it to you. Ya just kinda look hang your head a little when ya next see em

I nicked one and my dad found it under my bed. He stole it back and embarassingly asked me if I'd had a rudey rudey magazine under my bed

It was also like striking gold when you got the reading book in class that was totally riddled with funny drawings. The amount of energy it would take to keep my laughs in was mad

Oh its genius stuff, when i was at college doing my NVQ, there was a manual handling section and i had to draw diagrams of dudes lifting boxes..

then i came back to find the dudes lifting boxes had big cocks stuck up their asses. I tried rubbing it out but the pics were still visible.

Damn comedian classmates!

I got banned from going into my Spanish teachers classroom after doodling stuff like that on a practice test paper before my GCSE's. I must've turned my back for 2 seconds and realised she'd just been around collecting them all in