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  1. Lionel Richie

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    Porn Star

    Who on this site looks in real life like they should be in a porn movie?
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    well there is you....
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    Joe he should be in animal farm
  5. Lionel Richie

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    well thanks davey is it the porn chain>;)
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    nobody has the tits n al the blokes look well ugly :D
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    i notice you didnt count yourself out there jay C!!!
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    nither did toma's mum:D
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    I'm not arrogant :rolleyes:
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    I'd be a great porn star, bit ugly, but I could be a stunt-double, just for close-ups mind! :p
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    Would have to be a close up using a microscope for you mate. :p
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    i dont want to ask how you know that!
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    Well don't then
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    i wont :)

    i'll let you 2 keep it secret!
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    my old english teacher @ skool used 2 think i looked like a porn star.. he even made me my own jingle for my films :confused: i think it was the fuzz on my top lip that gave made me look like one ;) :p
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    in a word!.... U!
    ;) :p
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    when I grow up I wanna be a stunt-cock* who does the money-shot* when the main star can't get wood*. Get about 1/4 of his fee just for doing that.


    * real terms apparently :D
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    u know all 2 much si! ;) :D
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    learned all about it from Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends when he did the american porn industry.... as well as stunt cocks, wood problems and money shots there was this bloke who was straight but his job was an "actor" in gay porn movies.... he said there was only bits of his job he didn't like... BJ's, anal sex, kissing other blokes :eek: :eek: :eek:

    can just imagine him going to work.... "fukkin hate my job, it sucks, it's fukkin shit" *bleeeurgh* *shudders* yak yak yak :(
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    u deffo know 2 much! ;)


    lol @ that guys life as well :lol:

    most people think there job sucks... but man his is just lame! :lol:
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    LOL i already have a porn star name, Frankie Frolickes

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