Popbitch This rumour has just been in this week's Popbitch: Summer is a time for much football transfer speculation. For one star, the transfer talk and injury complications have been something of a smokescreen. The player fell out with his club when the manager laughed out loud at the size of his tackle. Disgruntled, the international was spurred on to book a penis enlargement operation, but told interested clubs he just had a bit of a groin problem. When they found out the truth most clubs pulled out, but luckily one club saw the funny side and bought him.
