Political Correctness Rules for this Board FINDING IT HARD TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT? ...NOT ANYMORE!!!! HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 3. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 4. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 5. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 6. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 7. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 8. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGEFACILITY 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL. 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
