Polish guy A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds?..........Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?........It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?.....No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like?........All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage?......We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up?........No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger?..........No, she white. Why do you want this divorce?........She going to kill me. What makes you think that?..........I got proof. What kind of proof?.........She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
