playground actitivties that should make a comeback...

playground actitivties that should make a comeback...

Did anyone ever do that thing where you had to crouch down, hyperventilate for 30 seconds then stand up straight and your mate would punch you in a solar plexus and you would pass out and have a weird fit
loads of kids did it at this adventure holiday PGL thing i went on when i was about 10

kneeling down behind someone and your mate pushing them over you / pulling peoples chairs away before they sat down....'aahhhh my back'

Pile On's - 'get off get off get off i cant breathe, im being serious get off'

standing really close to someone and putting your finger next to the corner of their eye and them calling them so theyd turn round and your finger would go in their eye

my mate went through a stage of throwing milk cartons in the school yard. he had an amazing throwing ability so he'd stand at one end of the yard and launch a pint of semi skimmed and hit some poor cunt at the other end and noone would know it was him

finally, the cause of multiple losses of hearing according to the The Sun

"ORANGES"

*SLAP*

What about spelling?

Chicken runs, geordie Circles, Queeny Queeny, slaps, Hedge jumping, Wallie, Tiggy on high, collecting fraggles to release in class - should all be compulsary for kids!

We still do most of these things at work, usually when we're getting up after bait

so i take it your virginity is still at the same status as when you started infant school?

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had many a great time doing this, how easily amused am i?

There's normally been incest and/or rape before infant school age in Hebburn.

Running round the playground with your coat on but without your arms in is so your only attached by the hood and pretending your batman

i understand none of that. must be cause my childhood was a leeds thing.

we used to play "kingy" - like ball tig, with a tenniser (translation : a tennis ball) - went home with perfect round bruises - but it made you run for your LIFE

a variation of kingy (this for for the real hard kids OR the slightly mental weirdo in class that would do ANYTHING to be your friend ) but without the tennis ball - it would be a 'masking tape ball' - just masking tape nicked from class wound and wound into a sharpe, spikey LETHAL projectile. you would proper run like you were about to die if it hit you

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i did it to my mate last weekend and he was fuming

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haha nice one. think i am gonna bring it bak into my life this weekend like.....

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Getting someone to 'smell the cheese', then punching them in the face is a good one for pissing people off too

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that used to be a personal favourite of mine

British Bulldog! Though no-one ever really seemed to know the rules...

And for the girls: French skipping, where you put elastic round your ankles and jump over it....

Si: I went on PGL about 5 times!! Age 9 - 13 i think?? i loved it!

i was gonna say bulldog wot a fucking game we used to play cannon aswell....pure legendry

forgot about that classic!

tiggy blocko!

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I wouldn't be suprised if you'd perfected this down to an art by leaving primary school

Nicky nocky nine doors? (I'm sure the rest of the world had a better name, but I was born in a pitt village and we weren't that bright) Where you knock on the door and get them to chase you... an egg to bonce tended to produce the best response.

Ringing the firestation & saying your street was on fire then chucking rocks at the fire engine when it arrived... hours of fun although I probably have the deaths of a few infants on my conscience.

Press gang was a genius game; 2 teams 2 words, 1 letter per person and you beat the shit out of your opponents until they give you their letter and you can uncover the word... unfortunatly when you had over 4 people on your team working out what the name could be was near impossible "dwlor"... we weren't that literate

Drawing pins on seats.... classic.

No one ever left the langley park mini firm... once you were in, you were in for life

None tho can top heads n vollys mind you had to like footie i suppose