Perks of your job

Perks of your job

Pinched this idea from another board:

If you are employed then what perks does your employer offer you over & above your wage/bonuses??

For me its free cable TV, Broadband Internet & Landline telephone

FUCK ALL :strop:

I dont have a job, but the perks of full time education are fairly immense to be fair

Examples please

i get a canny few perks

good rates on mortgages
cheap days out
cheap bank account with decent benefits
decent rate apr loans

Free weekend to prague

Free entry to a bowling tournament

Really fit fax girl to perv at

I dont get told what to do..

I can wear what I like..

I can go in almost when I like..

Im only there for 3 or 4 hours a day..

N I love all my subjects

Oh, I get 6 weeks off in the summer as well and PLENTY of 2 week or week holidays when its half term and things like that

probably them just bein really lenient(sp) in general, like not mindin ya messin about on th net, n if ur not busy lettin u fk off home early. n a company car wen ur on salaried staff rather than weekly paid (like me) but hopefully wont be long till i get one either. cushy little job

Not long till real life kicks in though katie :angel2:

totally shit when you start work n realise how many hols you DONT get!! i only get 21 days a year holiday nightmare

This is real life...

the best years in fact

It will be a good 5 years before I get a full time job...hopefully

Student life aye but not real life... wait till you have a mortgage/rent & bills to pay

Reduced price legal work for private client work eg. wills and conveyancing

Interest free loan when I start training

Neither of which apply at the minute, though as we're going through an extremely busy time, I do get double time and a day in lieu for overtime (usually time and a half).

Cheap Alcohol

Work any hours i want

Listen to music whenever

good laugh

play loud music
good crack with ppl
ability to drink beer at work
play loud music

urm...

did i mention i get to play loud music?

Fuck all really

I can get disount gas and electric but even with the discount npower are by far the most expensive.

When i worked in cran canaria tho i got loads

Free drink in the bar i worked in!
Workers discount in most resturants
Cheap drink in all the other main bars
free entry into clubs with two free drinks each time i went

What the fuck did i come home for

I work for a family business at the mo..

So.. I get paid bout 15K a year for doing very little.

I only work 8 - 4

Weekends are time and a half (sat) and Double time (sun)

However..

As its a family business a lot of shit gets brought to work with me.

My dad is a grumpy little shit so, as there are no boundaries where family are concerned, I get wrong a lot.

I have to listen to the lads slagging him off constantly 2 (Sometimes justifiably)

I also get really really filthy and occasionally fall off cranes

damn straight, best years of my life was when i was at school and the 2 years i was at 6th form, done fuck all and i still passed

im an employer, so i can have what ever perks i want

i do give my lads a bit of an easy ride and i do let them chill out in my office and watch sum telly and stuff if theres not much happening, been known to let them play my office ps2 as well when they do all there chores

if they need to nip out or sub sum money i let them get on with it, one lad had subbed £45 so far this week scince last friday

thats most his wages gone then

nothing with mine really apart from the fact that i get to teach children new things all the time and have a huge impact upon their lives...which isnt materialistic but i'd prefer perks like that than anything else...
get loooooads of holidays though...13 weeks of a year i think.... xxxx