People are stoopid!!

People are stoopid!!

I hate having a job where I have to deal with the public.

I work on a helpdesk and a customer rang in about a complaint regarding his printer not working. I told him to put his complaint in writing and he said he couldnt cos his printer isnt working.

Hello people, can we not all write letters anymore??

Has to state the obvious to him and tell him to write the letter by hand! I found it rather hard not to laugh when stating the obvious facts

FFS!! Is there any need??

the general public arent stupid, on the whole, they just choose to be ignorant, or not to think, cos theres someone else like youself who will do it for them. I mean why do something that someone else can do for ya.

people are thick as fuck. simple as. general public piss me off. thats why i dont go to the metrocentre anymore. im in there for about 5 minutes and want to kill everyone.

maybe i should get that checked out :spangled:

Maybe people arent stupid but the ones I get to speak to every day certainly seem to be. Why can't work be simple, instead of the people ringing me being simple!

Has anyone else got any funny stories about people theyve had to deal with at work??

same here to come extent.

pah.. old coffin dodgers.. they shud b all burned.

too many to write down…
but this one time some dude came into Nevisport, and asked for directions to Wild Trak (nother climbing shop in newcastle) so I gave him directions, and he looked at me blankly, and goes "sorry for sounding thick but where did I come in from?" I looked at him and went "the door." mate was standing behind the customer was pissing himself, but the customer didnt find it funny.

do not get me started on old people :evil:

there taking the piss nowadays jeff... what with there bloody walking sticks and electronic golf car rip-offs with stupid names like 'lightning' and 'freedacar'

bastards!

i hate the way they just expect us to fuckin respect em n that let them do things before us and stuff and its okay for them to fuckin walk right infront of us and stop suddenly!!!

why dont they all fuck off!!!!!

fair do's some of them still function like human beings and can drive well and stuff but as soon as they start to slip id ship em off to a far away land and let them deal with themselves. oh did i mention its inhabited by flesh eating monkeys with frikkin lazor beams attached to their heads.

only the strong survive.

i used to work on a support desk for GPs, one rang in one day, a monday morning, kicking off how he couldn't log onto the server. Typical arsey doctor, think they're the most important people in the world. he wanted it fixing NOW. tried to explain he was a priority as his site was down, but there were a number of other site downs we had to deal with first. "thats not good enough" blah blah blah "i want it fixed NOW!" blah blah "do you know who i am ?" right sir. we'll try a few things. "Can u check whats on the server sir?" TUT, it's an locked office, this isn't good enough, rant rant rant. "right sir, we need to check whats on the server b4 we can help" Right. damn it. f-in and blindin. i'll get the key.

5 mins later he return, and sheepishly said :

"i've found the problem - i got into the locked office. We've had a break in. The server has been stolen."

classic.

nice to see your keeping it PC there Jeff

I work for a company who has become a bit too giving to the customer. This following story is TRUE! No joke! It will leave you speechless!

A woman came into the store with a complaint. She pulled an empty wine bottle out of her bag and said the following,

"I buy this bottle of wine every single week in this store and drink the whole bottle on a Saturday night. However, I woke up Sunday just gone and the bottle of wine had given me a headache!"

THAT WAS HER COMPLAINT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. THEN, AFTER THAT, THE STUPID COMPANY OFFERED HER A FULL REFUND AND A REPLACEMENT BOTTLE OF WINE. UNBELIEVEABLE!

I'm dying to mention the company, but I'm not going too.

Another time, A woman got a replacement loaf of bread because the birds in her garden didn't like the taste of the one she had.

& YES, THESE WERE OLD PEOPLE.

I think I'm going to write to Fosters and various other brewers and complain that when I last drank their products they made my vision blurry, my confidence soar, my girlfriend angry and legs unstable. I also think I'll hand write it coz my printer is on the blink!

old people should have indacators

they expect things cos theyre old. but stupidly we let them get away with it.

WTF!!!!!!
pissing my self laffing at you
you sound just like me whenim in the metrocenter

who thinks there should be an age limtet on the metrocenter and all shopping centers

If there were an age limit at the Metro Centre I'd be out of a job. It's the only store that doesn't atract Charvas. (Too many clues on where I work now).

your dad is my hero

erm, but WE ARE the general public.......