penis A letter from the penis.............. Dear sperm donors, I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I plunge head first into everything i do * I do not get weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I dont get paid overtime * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to catch contagious diseases -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas * You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing * You'll retire before reaching 65 * You're unable to work double shifts * You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the days work * You have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely Management
