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    Parrots

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have
    a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to
    say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    They say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
    moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
    problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to
    pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my
    house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My
    parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
    parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time."

    "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
    solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
    priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
    parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and
    praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
    with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
    unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
    There was stunned silence.

    Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
    and exclaimed, "Put the fucking beads away, Francis, our prayers
    have been answered!"
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