parrot on reaching his seat on a plane a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. As he asks the stewardess for coffee, the parrot squaks, "and get me a whiskey you cow" The flustered stewerdess brings back a whiskey for the parrot but forgets the mans coffee. When this is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "and get me another whiskey, moron" Upset, the girl comes back shaking, with another whiskey, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrots approach. "ive asked you twice for coffee, get it now or ill give you such a slap!" suddenly both he and the parrot are pulled from their seats by two stewards and thrown out of the emergency exit. Plunging downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says "fuck, ur a cheeky bugger for sum1 who cant fly!"
