paddy... to be sure, to be sure Paddy, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi Beach, couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious, says the lifeguard, you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling you man, you'll have all the babes you want"! The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing and looking sick! So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him "What's wrong now?" wait for it......... nearly there!................ "JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard - "Mate the potato goes in the front!"
Re: paddy... to be sure, to be sure "JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard - "Mate the potato goes in the front!" [/B][/QUOTE] knew it was coming funny though
