TOP TIP SKATEBOARDERS Stop your trousers from falling halfway down your arse by wearing a strip of perforated leather with a buckle around your waist.
here's one for the hormone: " hairy goblet n. Ceremonial love chalice as referred to in the popular chat-up line "Let me lead you to the altar of desire, and there I shall drink the juice of love from your hairy goblet". Works every time."
"ENJOY indoor snorkling by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly putting your mouth over it and breathing through the overflow." Makes me wonder if he tried it
FUCKY DIP - Random Profanity Generator token for the cockwash n. Romantic gifts, e.g. flowers, chocolates, bottle of wine. As in "I'm just nipping down the off license to get a token for the cockwash". See cockwash.
pant moustache n. Effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the shreddies (qv). See also spider's legs. !!!!
