One for the girls

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    One for the girls

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
    I would've drunk a little less,
    I would've tried to keep my head,
    If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed

    I tried to go, walk out the door.
    But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on
    the floor.
    Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
    But I'd rather look at that, than at your f*cking ugly face..!

    I want to go, I've got to leave.
    Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to
    heave.
    I only know I've got to stop drinking spirits and to stop
    the beer,
    Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like
    that Richard Gere!

    I can't believe, that we shagged.
    You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and
    gagged.
    I'm f*cking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train
    And I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed your dribblies
    down the drain.

    Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
    We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick,
    I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got
    a lovely flat.
    But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you,
    you twat.

    It's time to go, run out the door.
    You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
    I'm going to give up all the booze,
    I'm going to have no stupid fun,
    Coz waking up beside your mug,
    Just makes me want to be a nun!
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