Old people are mint!! My grandads in hospital with parkinsons disease, but just reccently hes been coming out with some corkers! he was telling me about when my dad was younger and they were going into town on a bus and this lady unbuttoned her shirt and started breast feeding her baby, and heres what was said..... dad: *gasp* "dad, whats she doing?" grandad: "shes feeding her baby" dad: "he'll never eat all that!" Quality!!
LOL! Yea, my grandparents are absolute quality... they just spend all day takin the piss outta each other... And dish out some quality put-downs in the process!! :groovy:
yup.. totally agree. me grandparents are lush... although one of me grandads is totally sarcastic, but funny as owt though!
my mates grandad is kewl as fcuk...about 80 but a mint laugh....he went up2 one of my mates felt his arms (and was expectin him to say summit like what most other elderly people would say like "your a skinny little one arent ya" or wateva) but he said "yup, you like a one thats grown up on the streets" i pissed myself like.
Re: Old people are mint!! LMFAO!! thats wkd. my grandparents are class n all. me grandads always takin the piss tellin uz i'd b shite in the forces
old ppl r cool like, and i give them the upper most respect but my grandad died a while ago and my grandma is just crazy! she gone loopy, ask little of big dave!!!!!!
sparkys grans letters are legendary like!! when you coming back then oh-gimpy one?? ive got that michelles number to ring but i think she was trying to go to ibiza for the summer so i think ive got her parents number somewhere!!i'll try n find it!! i'll move some of my stuff down when you go so we can start the party straight away!!is dewi living there for a bit too??
my grans letters r pretty cool like, but crazy!!!! the gimpy-one is returning norf on the 17th, cant fookin wait, PM me the number of michelle, and let the partys commence! yeahhhhhhh p.s. the welsh boy is returning this sat 10th me finks?
goin bed now 4 a bit son, only had 2 hrs sleep, feel rough as fuk and drank beer till i dropped last night! *battered and feel sick* but bloody gud fun!
i had a class weekend!!promise was amazing!!then we went to jeffs, then we sat in town at the goth monument for a bit then eventually got to boro where we found 2 class djs playing in the middle of the town centre playing electro/hip hop and druma nd bass!!tres gud!! then it was ste sound system for the rest of the weekend but its home and work now!!!ahhh!!
u have too much energy.....i was straight to bed!!!! got up for a few hours around 1 am, but then back to bed till about 12 on sun! ZZzzZZzzZZZ
All mine are dead aswell - except from my great nanna who lives in Scotland so I don't really see her much. She's pretty funny cause she just pretends she knows what Im saying and nods all the time.
