Old Flame > I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. > We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy > together. > > I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe > rekindle a little of that magic. > > "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could > keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you > last saw > me!" > > She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! > > "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband > that's a few inches wider these days!" > > She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! > > She teased me, saying she > thought tubby, bald men were cute! > > "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!". > > > > > > > So I hung up.
