Old but .......... Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Malteser Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no comment required. Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. On digital condoms - plug and play!!!! Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperoni Condoms - it a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
