ok so ive crashed the fork lift

ok so ive crashed the fork lift

i was tipping a wagon 2day and was just about to go around the back of the wagon to tip the other side and as i was going rung i was lowing my forks and i beeped my horn and a bloody delivery driver was coming round the back and my forks went strate through his engine,

had the police round the fire brigade as the car was smokin and my m.d im in the clear tho as i tooted my horn and 3 people hurt me. wasnt waring my seatbelt tho so ive heard me belly when i went into the steering wheel

fork truck is fine transit van is fucked

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THE WORLD - 0

get in, u shoulda picked the kid up in the van with ya forks and hoyed him aboot a bit!!

well done Jimi lad!!

he wasnt happy but he was polish or summit so i feel better

Plonker!

I'm meant to be doing my forklift licence this weekend, I can see me doing something like this all day

nice one jim, hope you done a good job and im surprised you never got any pics!

Get in lad.

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Fuck al that mate! A flooded a book shop in Northumbria Uni about 6 weeks ago. The company a work for jus got the quote back from their insurance nd the damage has cost them £11,500! The shop owner's scored big time lyk but am not exactly flavour of the month wif me gaffers at the minute!

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so you'll not be gettin a pay rise anytime soon then?

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Well am not holdin me breath, put it that way!

you should never underestimate the damage that forks can do

ba boom chhh

how long have you been waiting for a post like this so u can say that?

well done young man i love it

knew the author of this thread immediatly!

The horn beeping will cover you hopefully!

Try and get the transcripts of the Polish guys statement!

'Zees Crazy fookin man beeping forks round to enter my bonnet' (sounds more spanish tbh)

cheers mate nee bother,

i once crashed one in to a wall , broke my arm needless to say never used one after that.

I thought because your forks were up you would be in the shit like

did the very same thing with a forklift a few years back but hit a steel upright holding up the roof ...... managed to put me head through the tuffend glass DOWNSIDE three day migrane BRIGHTSIDE roof stayed up and did`nt get the sack

Morale of this story...

Dont let Crazy Geordies drive forklifts!

Jimi isn't crazy anymore