oh my fuckin god!!!!

oh my fuckin god!!!!

Two-way messaging???

When you fantasize?

free gillette razors

King Kong

correct use of quotes in Word

Dinner Time

those 02 sims off the net

Debt


fri day afternoon and these are the hot topics on the "banter" what the fuck have you all had sense of humour by-pass op's or somthin for fuck sake!!!!!!!!!

no need to be like that i'm just pointin out that look at these "hot" topics and think your all supose to be young up for it clubbers out for a giggle and all you got to talk about is fuckin lunch debt and free fuckin razors c'mon your havin a laugh arn't ya (pun fuckin intended)

well if its so shit why even post why not go somewhere else? There's plenty of other forums you could use...

i'm not sayin it's a shit forum i'm tryin to give you lot a kick up the arse so you can talk of somthin a bit more ammusing or fuckin the least bit intresting, have you read some of the post's it's depressin'

I agree to some extent but psycaholic is yet to post anything remotely funny.

It's just day to day conversation. If it's not entertaining enough for you then fuck off. You've been here for all of two seconds, and no one needs a 'kick up the arse from you'. Your posts add nothing, and you've done nowt but complain.

I agree

feel the love

I think random banter is amusing. For example: I laughed at Stephen posting about Free Gilette razors - I mean, come on, who would do such a thing but him He's disabled at the mo after his operation so can't go to work, obviously looking for ways to save some coin (probs so he can get his CD1000 though).

I reckon i should post a few topics OR 55

i'm still waitin for some one to post somthin amussing, and i'm waitin to scope what the peep's on here are like

:clap:

please do

You've manged to amass 755 posts in a month and a bit!! Coming from about 700 fucking threads though

Thick people on quizzes

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Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?

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Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.

Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Anne Robinson: Wh...?
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or chocolate salesmen?
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Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written
by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?

Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G,
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Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
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4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil

8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock

9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair

14) A famous Royal? - Mail

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21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April

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24) Something you put on walls? - A roof

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26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish

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Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or
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BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC
Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
Contestant: Four

BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW
Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey?
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Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
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DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
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Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
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Contestant: No.

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Re: Thick people on quizzes

now thats funny !!!!!

Re: Re: Thick people on quizzes

Its different