Office Wind-Ups

Office Wind-Ups

Been doing these all day, so far have done:

Selotaping phone reciever down so when call comes in they cant answer it n dont know why

Hid under one of the lasses desk n when they come back tickled her ankles, she screamed

Moved one of the other directors desk looking identical into reception after she rang sayin she was on her way

Disconnected the handset from the phone so when they pick it up they dont see the wire hanging n look at the phone wondering why they cant hear anything


Got another two and a half hours to kill, any suggestions on what youve done in the past?

my brother sent his apprentice to the stock room to look for a falopian tube and a clit ring the other day

lol, we not got anyone gulluble enough for that, once sent an apprentice for tub of elbow grease at the motor shop, daft twat went an asked as well!!

Set off fire alarm and hide under a desk so no-one can see you.

When they have turned the alarm off, set the alarm ringing again and hide under a desk. Keep repeating until going home time!

Ring/email a collegue about a fake promotion.

Set the office on fire

always goes down a treat

I used to be in a team full of horrid boys! they used to do horrible things to members of the team....

1. they put salt in someones water

2. when someone was going on a date they got all the details of when, where etc..they then rang the pub to ask to speak to claire gosney as it was her husband on the phone :laugh:

3. 1 of them also ran the rim of his knob round the rim of osmeones water bottle! :sick:

send somebody for a flux capacitator, long stand / short weight lol

+ my fave, if u have a tannoy, call yourself on it, or just do silly ones

fuck my work up with not long till deadline..

thats wound me right up this afternoon. :evil: :evil:

make up/boot polish (if u can get it) on the phone handset is always a good laugh!!

@ Flux Capacitor!!!

I used to get any snobby/rude customer with that in my pub

And one arsey fucker who had no manners, was rude to my barmaid, and also liked banging his ashtray got an extra creamy head on his Marston's Pedigree :evil: He was sat with these other ****s in suits with the pale ale and saying what a nice pint it was! Was a fucking joy to behold...

excellent!

My whole office is a fucking joke :angry:

i need to think of things to do to ppl here.

at my old job we used to send the newbies to the stock room to get...

- black glass

- box of a.i.r.

- skirting board stands

- falopian tubes (already used i kno but it worked )

also told them to ask the admin department for an I.D.10.T form (idiot, get it?? haha)

ahh they used to fall for them everytime

We had a medical student come onto our ward and ask me for a fallopian tube once. She was female too which makes it even worse!!

One bored summer working at a hotel, the new boy was given a bucket, and asked to move some water from the deep end of the pool to the shallow end, as it was too full......

Fuckin tried as well, the numpty

we did this once, 3 of us printed out the list of stupid tasks, cut them up and put them into a hat* (*it wasn't a hat but u get the drift....) each person had to pull one out then do it.

the funniest was having to answer the phone and call them 'Dave' - no matter what their name is and even if they argued. Hours of fun. no one else was in on it but us 3........

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