Nursery Rhymes > >Mary had a little lamb > >Her father shot it dead. > >Now it goes to school with her, > >between two chunks of bread. > > > >Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, > >her clothes all tattered and torn. > >It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, > >But Little Boy Blue and his horn. > > > >Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. > >Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, > >What have you got there? > >Said the Pieman unto Simon, > >Pies, you dickhead. > > > >Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall > >Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > >All the kings horses and all the kings men, > >said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. > > > >Mary had a little lamb > >It ran into a pylon. > >10,000 volts went up it's ass > >and turned it's wool to nylon > > > >Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. > >Kissed the girls and made them cry. > >When the boys came out to play, > >He kissed them too, cause he was gay. > > > >Jack and Jill > >Went up the hill > >to have some hanky panky. > >Silly Jill forgot her pill > >And now there's little Franky. > > > >Mary had a little skirt > >with splits right up the sides > >and every time that Mary walked > >the boys could see her Thighs > >Mary had another skirt > >t'was split right up the front > > but she didn't wear that one very often
