nuisance neighbours

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Congay, Apr 20, 2005.

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)

  1. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    nuisance neighbours

    iv got some nuisance neighbours, their like something of those it programs. they are like Geordie fucking hillbillies and live 12 to a 2 bedhouse with about 3horse sized hounds. they get raided by the police every single week and terrorise any person who walks past! they have taken control of our "shared" back yard and let the hounds of hell shite all over the place and now they are trying to eat their was thru my back door.

    iv tried the polite approach but to not avail! these Geordie charver speak a strange dialect i cant even understand...... "HEEEEEEEW!!!!!" is all i can make out.

    I want to report them to the council, but cant find fuck all on the councils website that would relate to this kind of thing....... does anyone know what department or routes i can take in takling these unpleasant peasants.
  2. 1615634792921.png
  3. Ness

    Ness Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2002
    Messages:
    5,471
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    In the Forest
    u tried threatening them? :D
  4. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2002
    Messages:
    13,850
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Cullercoats
    A hitman is the only way forward :up:

    [​IMG]
  5. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2003
    Messages:
    11,569
    Likes Received:
    521
    Location:
    Newcastle
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    the youngest is probs just working up towards his first asbo :D
  6. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    normally I would use violence to solve this kind of problem. but with these kind of people that would never work. kill 2 and 6 more would appear. also they live below my flat. my windows and motor would be destroyed the very same night.
  7. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2002
    Messages:
    13,850
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Cullercoats
    Hire the A team?
  8. Sleepy

    Sleepy Registered User

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2002
    Messages:
    16,747
    Likes Received:
    0
  9. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2003
    Messages:
    4,728
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Terra Firma
    Fire frogs at their house with a catapult, they'll soon get the message. :D
  10. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    my bog was leaking shit and piss on them for 4 months and they didnt really care.

    these people should be in a cave.
  11. Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct Registered User

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2003
    Messages:
    10,854
    Likes Received:
    1
    u gotta find them first :cool2:
  12. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2002
    Messages:
    13,850
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Cullercoats
    :lol: :up:
  13. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    thanks Nana. Iv fired off a email
  14. Ness

    Ness Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2002
    Messages:
    5,471
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    In the Forest
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. princess jane

    princess jane Registered User

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Messages:
    2,304
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    under my desk
    we are the nuisance neighbours in our street, thanks to our small social gatherings and Jeff's 7 hour afternoon trance sets.

    Last time I had to buy flowers, fookin terraced houses..
  16. Ruth

    Ruth Registered User

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2002
    Messages:
    20,536
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hoochie Mamma
    theres no need to be mean to frogs! :mad: :tut:
  17. blur

    blur Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2003
    Messages:
    1,270
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    heaton
    go to a bait and tackle shop and buy a few large bags of maggots, then plant the maggots somewhere on their property where the maggots are gonna be likely to be able to infiltrate the house. After two weeks, they wont be able to see thru the windows because of the flies :up:
  18. Jess C

    Jess C Tookie

    Joined:
    May 15, 2003
    Messages:
    14,981
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Coast
    Feed the ghastly dogs with poisonous meat!!
  19. Guest

    :eek: :tut:
  20. Dan Hawkins

    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2004
    Messages:
    11,715
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Spain in Washington
    :eek: :eek:

    *Picks up phone and reports Jess to RSPCA* :p
  21. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    I had really thought about this, they would never know it was me

Share This Page