nufc.com i love reading this website for it's honest and truthful opinion, but also for funny shit like this: Latest England tour callups Sven's Three Lions (nb: two lions not pictured) After further withdrawals from his already depleted squad, England boss Sven Adultbooks has placed the following on standby for the upcoming USA tour: Steve Harmison, Dot Cotton, Ozzy Osbourne and a very friendly lion called Parsley. (Due to an ongoing nationality dispute, Ivor the Engine has been forced to declare himself unavailable.)
