npower door to door salesmen

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  1. Lee

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    npower door to door salesmen

    ....cunts. had one come to my door an hour or so ago, i thought the twat was cemented to my step at one point

    i know its their job to sell services but ffs why dont they get the hint.

    anyone else get these annoying cretins at your front door recently?
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  3. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    If they dont get the hint just say u can hear ya phone goin and slam the door :up:
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    or just slam the door straight away :D
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    I get them all the time, i find telling them you already get your power from them works wonders everytime.
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    thats actually an ingenious idea! i wish i'd thought of that.
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    We never get people selling stuff here:spangled: It's not ruff either
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    We had someone knocking at the door last night, but my mam just says "NOT INTERESTED" and slams the door! :lol: He proper rapped on the door aswell, we were in the kitchen and nearly shit ourselves!
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    had some bird trying to sell us something at the door once, and i just said "look i dont want anything now fuck off politely" as shes walking off up the street, my mother is passing her and stops to speak to her, turns out its one of her pals:lol:
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    npower rule
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    mr.K motherfucker

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:

    i feel sorry for cold callers like but i still tell em jog on
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    Just say on principal you buy nothing from people who knock on doors as you think it incourages more companies to sell like that, tell them to have a nice day and shut the door.

    Always works for me.
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    :lol: :lol:

    thats an understatment if i ever heard one :wink:
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    If he's on about Jarrow then ur right.

    I let them give it there full whack, I ask as many questions as humanly possible till they are blue in the face with talking then just say "not interested"

    Reel em in till they think they have a sale then piss on them from a great height.

    Its soooooooo deeply satisfying :D
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    class i like it might do this in future that's one way to really get up there nose :cool: :wink:
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    iv told you kids before DONT ANSWER YOUR DOOR to ppl you arnt expecting or dont reqonise ESP if wearing a suit.

    :rolleyes:
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    Uncle Fish looking out for the kids!:king:
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    you dumb fucks will be opening the door to the tv license inspector next
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    :lol:

    What were we thinking? :D
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    :lol::lol:
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    I had the same problem but with two woman!. They looked so young i thought they were my sisters friends. I got totally confused and told them to come back later. I thought my dad was a customer when not.

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