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  1. Rob

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    Not work or Jess Safe!

    You've been warned, I don't know if this is real but I thought I'd share anyway...


    The following (first two) pictures are of a guy who works for the US
    Forest Service in Alaska and his trophy bear. He was out deer hunting
    last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards
    away. The guy unloaded his 7 mm Mag Semi-automatic rifle into the bear
    and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he
    reloaded and shot it several times in the head. The bear was just over
    one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6" high at the shoulder,
    14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded
    in the world.



    Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep
    it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on
    display at the Anchorage airport (to remind tourist's of the risks
    involved when in the wild). Based on the contents of the bear's stomach,
    the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at
    least two humans in the past 72 hours.

    His last meal was the unlucky nature buff in the third picture.


    The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated,
    found the hiker's 38-calibre pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol
    were the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found..
    Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with
    four shots they ultimately found four 38 calibre slugs along with twelve
    7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body. It only wounded the bear and
    probably angered it.

    The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own
    death by the gun of the Forest Service worker. Think about this, if you
    are an average size man; You would be level with the bear's belly button
    when he stood upright, the bear would look you in the eye when it walked
    on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this
    particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average
    single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story
    house and look in the bedroom windows.
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    It's a bigun!

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    Orrid.

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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    They don't fuck about bears like :eek:

    On a similar sick note this is what happens if you're a suicide bomber that happens to enter a snipers crosshairs :(

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    Alun bouncy bouncy

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    they could have covered his decency!!!:lol:
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    Alun bouncy bouncy

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    an thats fookin rough!!!:(
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    OH MY GOD ERGH! HES JUST NAKIE? I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!
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    I warned you half pint. :(
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    when i was 14 i got my picture taken infront of a stuffed bear in a gun shop in Jackson hole, it was about 12' high, made me look like i was about 6 years old:eek:

    The guy that shot it gave me the best bit of advice " you dont have to be the fastest runner if you get chased by a bear, just make sure you're not the slowest!"
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    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    I bet he had a bit of a headache after that.
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    Nothing some asda paracetamol won't sort :p
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