Northerner or Southerner? http://www.thehob.co.uk/northerner.asp Northern through and through... Careful Brid...
Are You A...? : You have been duly defined YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00. If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape. Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not. In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
You have been duly defined YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard? If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington. If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch. In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard! ...fidds...
YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard? If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington. If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch. In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!
YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00. If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape. Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not. In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00. If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape. Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not. In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt! Why not take the test again? WTF i was born and rasied in newcastle maybe living in SS for 10 year has taken its effect :spangled:
