North / South

North / South

Now I know Im not the only person who has noticed this but why is there a distinct lack of good looking people in the south?! I seriously cant remember the last time I saw a decent looking guy anywhere down here ... some of the birds are ok but they still arent all that

As soon as you go up north theres loads of fitties

WHY

yeh walking down the big market, some fine grizzles their lol

instand turn off when u ask a bird what she wants to drink and she asks for a pint of guiness

I dont just mean in clubs, I mean EVERYWHERE I havent seen a fit guy round these parts for so long Im starting to think theyve all fallen off the face of the earth

Theres not exactly loads of fit people from up here!

its not that theyve dissapeared, they just run like fuck when they see you coming

Whenever I go anywhere up north I see decent lookers ... down south NONE!

Speaks he of all attractiveness AHEM

there aint many fit blokes up north either

i know im an ugly twat. least i admit i am

you look even better after a weekend out like purvy

What and I dont? Oh how I have you fooled, I dont think Im fit at all :fart:

fuck me man, u shud have seen the clip on monday afternoon when i arose from bed at johns. full on slanty eyed stylee.

i wud love to try and find a pic on here of me sober. just never happens tho

Re: North / South

I would say it's the other way around.

i told you i would of lent you some matchsticks mr

i ahve a sober pic of you and your slim jim it aint on here though its on my wall

slim jim?

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It must be wherever you live the grass always looks greener on the other side

theres more to life than looks you know

ever heard the phrase dont judge a book by its cover

Yes but how many of you have judged me by my pictures eh!!!!

im not included in that remark

ive judged you on your bunny boiling techniques