Noah 2, return of the flood

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    Noah 2, return of the flood

    > > One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I
    want
    you
    > to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme
    Being.
    > Anything you want. After all, you're the guv" .. But God interrupts,
    "Ah,
    > but there's a catch."
    > >
    > > This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20
    decks
    > one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big
    Man,
    > whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like
    last
    > time?"
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    > > "Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want
    you
    to
    > fill it up with fish", God answers.
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    > > "Fish?", queries Noah
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    > > "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp
    -
    wall
    > to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"
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    > > Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this
    right,
    > you want a New Ark?"
    > > "Check".
    > > "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
    > > "Check".
    > > "And you want it full of Carp?".
    > > "Check".
    > > "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely
    getting to
    the
    > end of his tether..........................
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    > > "Dunno", says God,
    > > "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
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