News just in

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  1. ~*Somnium*~

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    News just in

    I just tried to fart but obviously didn't realise I had some sloppies going on and a little bit of shit trickled down me leg. Thank fuck I was alone
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    the good greef forum is that way ->
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    :lol: :lol: took the keys from under my fingers
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    Re: News just in

    thats normally my party trick that one mate...
    ad b more than happy to hand the baton over to you tho!
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    Thank fuck eh! It would have been rather disgusting had you not been alone.
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    Doesn't really matter that you were alone though does it? Seeing as you decided straight away to post it on the internet.


    Sounds about as likely as one of a shit usernames stories too.
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Of course he didnt shit himself. It would more than likely heap up on his pants and leave a pretty cake for his mother to clean. Unless he wears windpants and no skidcatchers.
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    yeah, because i lie all the time
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    That's my point.
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    I dont understand why people think anyone should lie, lets be frank a lot of the "stories" i have been accused of lying about dont exactly make me look "cooler" do they? Lying is wrong and i dont like it, everyone who KNOWS me will know that. but i hope i never even meet you if your like this in real life. mate
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    You wouldn't want to. He feeds you illegal substances that make you see things that aren't there.

    Oh and his dog is a fucking sissy :D
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    i doubt he is mate prob one of those board worrier's who hides in the corner of the club cowering incase anyone reconises him ....


    hide behind them key's basic
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    lolololololol

    Thats true, I'm so shy and timid when im not sat behind a computer.
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    i'm the same maybe we should meet up one day and do our best impression of the double take brother's (off harry enfield) :lol:
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    OMG chris you have a date!
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    he's a good lad
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    don't worry i'm a cheep date half a shandy and i'm any one's, bit like jess but with less make up .
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    I don't do idiots.
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    :rolleyes:

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