Newlyweds >A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. > >The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. >You must abstain from s*x for one whole month". > >The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks returned to the Church. >When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the >husband is obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a >problem?" the pastor inquired. > >"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from >s*x for the required month...." the young man replied sadly. > >The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was >difficult....However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The >second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to >abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, >prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal >thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. >When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way >with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly. > >"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated >the pastor. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head......... "We're >not welcome at Asda any more, either."
