Names Everywhere i've been today there has been names that are a crease. Delivered a couple of packets this morning, want to Mr S. Kant, and one to Miss Phillippa Hunt. Then just read the metro on the front there was a bloke called Jonathan Cock who ruined a family called Hustler. And this one: You can just make it out after my edit, Cumbeeze homatash. Christ.
A mate of mine by the name of Ian Cox used to order shitloads of stuff there, so I used to grief him by changing his name on the ordering system. He wasn't best pleased when he got a phonecall asking for Dr. Hairy Cox
i used to go to school with a lad called john pie, his mam's called kate and dad's called sidney it was funny as fk
