Naked gun Quotes Possibly this should be in the TV forum but so, Been watchin the nakd gun trilogy over the past month. Some class quotes in it. Absolutley pissing myself. "I like my kinky like my basketball.........one on one and with as little dribbling as possible" "Suspect is male, 6ft, mustache...................jesus..........thats a big mustache" "like a midget at a urinal.......i had to stay on my toes"
frank - hey nordberg what did u find out nordberg - drugs frank frank - nurse get this man sum drugs nordberg - no frank heroin frank - hey thats a pretty tall order, u better give me a few days
class film's the bit where they are trying to get into the building in the second one and he catches on to the doberman is hilarious
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors!
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst