My review of the toilets I went in this weekend

My review of the toilets I went in this weekend

the first toilets of the evening were to be in Mcdonalds, in Bradford, city of all that is wrong. These toilets displeased me. Upstairs was closed so there was only the disabled toilet in use cos thats the only one they have downstairs, I needed to go, but I never actually managed to go cos it was so busy. Shaun went though. He wasn't impressed. Also the staff in there were right funny fuckers. for example when I went to the counter to get our drinks, shaun went to sit down and the bloke said to me "where's your mate gone?"
"just over there" I said, and I pointed. The bloke craned his neck round the corner, but obviously couldn't see around the corner far enough to see shaun, so he went from behind the counter JUST to look at shaun, then came back and got me my drinks. WTF??

The second toliets of the evening were in a dodgy pub called The Fighting Cock. there were three prostitutes outside of the pub (it was like being on the set of band of gold, I tell you) and there were men with ZZ top beards wearing biker jackets sat on barrells out the front. These toilets were cool though, although anywhere would have been good cos I was dying to go seeing as I'd not been in Mcdonalds.

The next toilets were downstairs at Parlez-vous. There's alwas a big queue at these. At about midnight the big mirror disappeared from off the wall. Bloody Bradford pikeys, they'll nick owt. Considering that PV is a rather dingy hole though, I like these toliets cos they have quilted toilet paper. Posh. the only bad thing about these toilets though was when I was leaving and this random bird accused me of giving her funny looks. What on earth?? I told her that I hadn't but she wasn't having any of it. Paranoia or what.

The toilets upstairs in PV are cool. Me, Shaun and Akki all went into the same cubicle on more than one occasion and nobody said owt.

The next toilets were the girls toilets downstairs at Glasshouse in Leeds. By far the best toilets of the night. Of the 6 hours we spent at glasshouse we must have spent about 4 hours in there. It's always packed full of people (both male and female) it's where all the fun happens. We even bumped into a lad who was in my year at school, and the transvestites that shaun and I had met the time before.

Mcdonalds Leeds were the next toilets. Was another case of upstairs closed, so only one disabled toilet available. Any need?

The final toilets of our little expedition were at yet another mcdonalds in Leeds. the upstairs were closed, but this time you were allowed to go upstairs to use them. Swish.

The end

Spot on.

The Mcdonalds toilets in Bradford, I was far from impressed with, the staff were a let down, the upstairs wasnt even open and this I would say was a fairly peak time. The downstairs only consisted of 1 toilet, it may have been spacious but with only 1? How are you suppose to get any privacy and take your time. Also, the sink did not work. Plagued with interuptions, I gave up inthe end.

The fighting cock, I dont know about the ladies but the gents was average and that's me being rather generous. Very cold inside and poor lighting. No toilet lid

The toilets in Parlez-vous downstairs were poor, tho we can not realy put the blame on the club just the venue, with only 1 extremely small toilet for the gents which required alot of queuing up for, I nearly lost my patience. It was made for the little people.

The toilets upstairs were far better, even has mirrors on the walls. A far bigger range, I counted 5 cubicles. Again, the poor lighting was a let down, but there was a toilet lid this time. I was really impressed with the toilet paper, it was soft and it was the colour peach.

The glasshouse toilets were without a doubt the best of the night. It was just the right temperature, a perfect chill out place with great company. Toilets spacious, sinks providing both hot and cold water, even had a dryer which also combined as a head rest as Claire found.

I didnt go into the 1st set of mcdonalds in leeds but the 2nd ones I was fairly happy with. Tho upstairs was closed off, we were allowed to go upstairs to use them tho, jobs a goodun.

While in these toilets was anyone

Can you 2 give me a run down of PV & the Glasshouse & tell me which 1 you rated better.

Cheers

The Spence

you went in a pub called the fighting cock....lol

some people are so easily amused

I'm trying to remember the quality of toilets from York at the weekend...don't think there was much in the line of quality...as I'll normally always hunt out a good latrine.

Although the Premier Lodge just next to the train station has nice bathrooms.

The Mint clubs toilets are unisex toilets and at 1 point had adoorman directing people & they were top class loos.

The worst toilets of the last couple of weeks award has to go to The Tyneside Cinema. The Gents consists of two urinals and two toilets.

One of the unirals had a few tab buts and pubes in, the other was in use by this dirty lookin old bloke with Farrah halfmasts.

So like I thought...I'll take the toilet, only to find one was covered in puke and the other has a massive shit in there. Think I muttered something like, "fuckin hell man", then left in disgust.

Pity the poor person who had to clean that lot up.

Ooh, which club did you go to?

(it was you who was asking me for recommendations wasn't it?)

Indeed it was.

I actually tried to get in The Gallary, but they wouldn't let me in as I had jeans on. This may have turned out to be a blessing as the queue consisted totally of blokes of the "rugby player" look.

Ended up in "Toffs", in the "eighties" section of all places. There was a few of us so we had a good night.

But like - what a fuckin rip - £3.80 for a bottle of Smirnoff Ice! I'm trying to remember what the toilets were like...but there's just no image!

York did have one good bar, was quite long and narrow, might have been opposite Yates, they played some great prog. Alas, the fellow stag peeps just could not appreciate it. Musical gimps.

I think you might mean Casa, yeah that place is swish

You got a lucky escape by not getting into the gallery, that place is awful

sorry claire, but im getting pissed with my mate, and well, im not reading all that, sorry babe.

Anyone who went to the last GC at the NEC (I know a few off the board did Damocles, Craig Verrine, Gerodie....) the toilets down the bottom near the DJ booth in the main arena were the most disgusting things ive ever been in, they were about an inch deep in clubbing muck and piss In the end they had to close them cos they were that bad.

Cant believe were having a discussion about the standard of toilets, what next

well i wouldn't have normally, it's just that they seemed to feature very highly in this weekends clubbing

As they often do in a nights/weekends clubbing. I know of some people who probs spend at least half thier night in the bottom toilet at Foundation cracking on with peeps and harshing random folk

well like I said in my review. I was at glasshouse for about 6 hours and 4 of them were in the toilets!!

i'm pleased to say that all the toilets i were ni weren't too bad........apart from this lil italian restauant i was in on sun........i'm glad i wasn't drank cos i dare say i wud've fallen over cos the floor was on a nasty slant!!

still they were all clean & tidy!!!

LMAO!

toliet trash talks are always excellent fun

you know it

Batfink, king of the toilet trash talkers brigade