my mum ordered a chinese delivery ,so i was up in my room and the door went and my mum shouted up "theres your chinky" and lo and behold i get to the bottom of the stairs and theres a wee chinese guy standing never felt like a fanny so much
I ordered an Indian home delivery the other week, 45 minutes later I seen car lights coming to a stop and a wee guy getting out with a bag of food running up the street. I shouted him over and asked "Indian?", the wee guy answered "No, Im Chinese." Wrong delivery
