Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree

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    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree

    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
    She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
    they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
    Gum.
    He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the one
    with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
    Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
    slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled
    her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville
    Boulevard via her Party Ring.
    He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic
    moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out,
    his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time
    Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
    He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
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    Re: Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree

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    and we have a winner for the funniest thread for the board awards 2007.
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    That is funny, if you're in year 8
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    After reading that i feel the same way i imagine i would feel waking up next to you in the morning.
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