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  1. Sweeney

    Sweeney Registered User

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    Whats the most painful thing youve ever experienced?

    Ive just stood on an upturned plug barefoot just after getting out of bed, its up there with getting a toepoke in the pods like.
    Sweeney, Jul 23, 2009
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    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    The plug one is facking horrific. I might have to agree with you on that one - i've been in near tears from doing that.
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    snapping the banjo string is a fucking killer like.

    bending a fingernail back

    twisting your ankle.

    i havent really been injured much in my lifetime :lol:
    adam., Jul 23, 2009
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    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    :lol::lol: what the hell is that?!?!?
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    Been there. Was absolutely horrified. There was so much blood my bedroom looked more like an abattoir floor. My lass at time didn't help matters by just sitting there laughing.

    Salty cock baths for a week. :dongcopter:
    MaGoo, Jul 23, 2009
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    its tearing the little bit of skin that attaches your bellend to the actual cock.
    adam., Jul 23, 2009
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  8. Shortee

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    I dont know what is worse, stubbing my toe on the bed this morning or labour!

    At the time stubbing my too was much worse, but when I think about it now labour might of been just that tiny bit more painful :p
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    I dont wanna know how you managed to do that ...

    ... actually on second thoughts ...


    .... HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT????!!!!!!!!
    BRID, Jul 23, 2009
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    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    I'd prefer you to say stubbing your toe was worse, since it would give me some instant evidence anytime a girl gives it the whole 'yes but us girls have to suffer childbirth ...' thing.

    I can be "Yeah well i know a girl, Zoe her name is who says toe stubbing is FAR worse!"
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    one of my mates did it going AWOL (anal without lube)....

    ... bad times.
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    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    what did you do to heal it .... oh sorry i meant what did 'YOUR MATE' do to fix it ;)
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    :lol:

    a paper cut on the bit of skin inbetween ya fingers :cry:
    Shortee, Jul 23, 2009
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    I've hardly done much that's had me in loads of pain. Been run overtwice but was never really in any pain both times.

    Most pain i've probably been in was breaking my little toe again about 3 weeks after breaking it. My own fault like, I'd broke it, not went to the hosiptal as we had a college cup final a fwe weeks later i was determined to play in. Manager made me sub as he knew i wasn't fully fit. Came on at half time and was subbed off 10 mins later having got clattered and broke my toe even more. It's now absolutley fucked and i can can move it and it pops out the joint and back in and i can't even feel it.
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    Paper cuts knack like. Even worse when you forgot you done it on the morning then have salt and vinegar crisps at dinner :cry:
    Aaron!, Jul 23, 2009
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    dropping a plate while drunk from a cupboard and it landig directly on you big toe pointy side down :( broken toes lol
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    Pulling the top drawer out of the freezer too far only for it to land on my foot unheeded and take off all my toes on one side.
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    a papercut is the most painful thing ever FACT
    Congay, Jul 23, 2009
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    Getting my finger caught between the tracks of an excavator and a 8 tonne steel pipe. Excuse the noncified stance and expression of the medic.

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    Been there, done that. It doesnt hurt that much its just an awful feeling and the blood is horrific it looked like a murder scene, proper drains the colour out your face :cry:
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    and your bellend. all i could say was 'i hope thats your blood'

    grim.
    adam., Jul 23, 2009
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