Mock The Mags post of the day 1202009

Mock The Mags post of the day 1202009

Toon "Supremo" Derek Llabias yesterday said Newcastle aim to be like Aston Villa

Good you have found your level of ambition!!

Oh and your managers a right off - unlucky

I'd say 3rd in the league, still in the UEFA and FA Cup with 6 players in the England squad is quite a good place to aim for.

newcastle where top of the league with the team of full ints once apon a time...and still eneded up with egg on their chops and needing to fork out for new phone boxs

Preston North End once won the league and cup double and went unbeaten in both cops for a full season.

Tomes change. If that's their target it's a good one and one that is a bot more realsitic than win the league and champions league.

If you can't keep up to ya game with your 'post of the day' atleast rename it to 'post of the week'. I see this is ya first one since the 7th, you're slacking.

i know ill stop if i cant do one in 7 days its highly unlikey tho with the catoons

i couldnt get to my pc yesterday there may be TWO POTD today to make up

ever seen your team compete for the title?

not the first division one, that doesn't count

Get some new patter man, it doesnt even wind anyone up any more its just boring shit craic.

nail on the head

if we said we were going to copy Man Utd or Arsenal the red and white cunts would be first to poke fun at us, Villa is a very good model to follew

so does div 3 not count

you know what the saddest thing is , its that newcastle could have had martin o'neil as their manager

but instead ended up with fat sam

also we could have had the following players who all wanted to come to the toon and we knocked them back

sol campbell, shaun wright philips, jermain defoe, peter crouch, elano etc etc etc the list goes on

ive been a toon fan all my life and we are now a complete joke

ashley is a gimp who bought the club to make more money and advertise his sportswear, and dennis wise is an even bigger gimp with less of a clue

if ashley had come in at the start and said I am going to fire sam alardyce give him 4.6 million pay off, get rid of the number 1 keeper get rid of nzogbia, get rid of milner and put joe kinnear in charge he would have been lynched the sad thing is toon fans are now so dissillusioned whenever shit hits the fan they just accept it - we are effectively 100million in debt to ashley and he is sitting their having made about 13million profit be asset stripping

unlise ashley seriously opens up the cheque book or f**ks off toon will dice with relegation next season too once the likes of owen etc do one