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  1. JIMI

    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    mmmmmmmmmmm

    IM NOT HAPPY!

    my g/f is getting very lippy latley like

    i ask for burgers made at 4 in the morning coz i cant sleep and she says no!

    makes me wait when i DEMAND a drink


    what should i do to put her back in line
    JIMI, Jun 6, 2006
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  3. tramp_piss

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    Re: mmmmmmmmmmm

    shit on her face
    tramp_piss, Jun 6, 2006
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  4. Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct Registered User

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    Get her pregnant then push her down the stairs.
    Basic Instinct, Jun 6, 2006
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  5. JIMI

    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    she has that 2 come
    JIMI, Jun 6, 2006
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    Re: mmmmmmmmmmm

    try saying please !

    if that doesnt work go for the spatula !
    wallyjumblat, Jun 6, 2006
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    :lol: :lol:
    Alexander, Jun 6, 2006
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    cockslap her till she is unconcious then teabag her
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  9. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    Considering she comes on the board, you probs won't have to do much now. My guess is she'll not be there for you tonight when you come in expecting her "burger".
    Granty, Jun 6, 2006
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    wouldn't it be better to teabag her till shes unconcious, then cock slap her till she wakes up.

    Then repeat until he gives in.
    Alexander, Jun 6, 2006
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    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    she is on now!


    she is coming round after she finishs work 2nite and gunna make me tea coz im fucking staving


    PLEASE why shud i say please im a bloke
    JIMI, Jun 6, 2006
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    'Cos otherwise she'll not give you a good seeing to every night and when you do eventually get it. You'll be back to square one - 20 seconds
    Granty, Jun 6, 2006
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    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    our sex is no longer then 1minute anyway
    JIMI, Jun 6, 2006
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    wot happened?
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    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    im a wank shag
    JIMI, Jun 6, 2006
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    Scotty Internet Weirdo

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    Pop a 40 and check your rollies - its Blyth Tyme!
    HAHAHAHA Jimmy your fucking nuts!
    Scotty, Jun 6, 2006
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    not to worry my friend :wink: give her the snakehips
    , Jun 6, 2006
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  18. Den

    Den no, seriously.

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    Jimi it must have been a couple of months now, if you're not getting whatever you want with a simple click of the fingers and a stern look then i'm afraid its doomed. Pass her on to your nearest and dearest...
    Den, Jun 6, 2006
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    Make your own tea sunshine. Il let you starve from now on.:D
    aimzy, Jun 6, 2006
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    :lol: :king:

    Owned.
    Granty, Jun 6, 2006
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    the time is getting nearer when i may have to spill the beans on what Crazy Jimi FORCED, i repeat FORCED me to do to him :D
    aimzy, Jun 6, 2006
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