Millwall fan Im in fucking tears reading this, absolutely hilarious http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1
I loved this one too: "Imagine you go to buy a sofa. You see one sales clerk and they slap a reserved sticker on it. You can't take it with you, but can borrow a van and come back later. When you come back later to pick up your sofa, you don't try and pay for it again, you ask for sofa. Its a different sales clerk, he thinks you are trying to buy a sofa that has been sold..... Do you say, its me its been reserved for, or do you pay all over again and go off with a different sofa?"
