Men Are Just Happier People

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  1. J

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    Men Are Just Happier People

    Men Are Just Happier People
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> What do you expect when:
    >>>
    >>> Your last name stays put.
    >>> The garage is all yours.
    >>> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    >>>
    >>> Chocolate is just another snack.
    >>> You can be President.
    >>> You can never be pregnant.
    >>> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    >>> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    >>>
    >>> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    >>> The world is your urinal.
    >>> Wrinkles add character.
    >>>
    >>> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    >>> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    >>> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    >>> Your underwear is $10.95 for a three-pack.
    >>> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    >>>
    >>> One mood all the time.
    >>> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    >>> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    >>> You can open all your own jars.
    >>>
    >>> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    >>> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
    >>> friend.
    >>>
    >>> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    >>> Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    >>> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    >>> You only have to shave your face and neck.
    >>>
    >>> You can play with toys all your life.
    >>> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    >>>
    >>> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    >>> You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    >>> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
    >>>
    >>> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
    >>> 25
    >>> minutes.
    >>>
    >>> No wonder men are happier
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  4. J

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    And...........

    Jog on -------------------->
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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  6. J

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    Blow yourself
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    Prince apparently can do it so why not?
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Prince had his lower ribs removed, and before you say it no i'm not going to do that :rolleyes:

    Sucking cocks is not ever going to be on my agenda :sick:
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    You seem to know alot about the procedure :wink:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    I know a lot about the procedure of you sucking my cock yes :D
  12. J

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    to much info :king:
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    Re: Men Are Just Happier People

    i'll drink to that :beer: :up:
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    And all because we're more organised and less vain!
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    Add to that:

    Men get to fuck women
  16. J

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    men also get to 'fuck' men

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