Maxers Vs Caners

Maxers Vs Caners

First there

were teddy boys v the world
then mods v rockers
then punks v hippies
then metalers v disco
then charvas v moshers
then cybers v funkys

in the latest bouts of musical gang warfare its

caners v maxers.

Who is the bestest?

A Caner is:

Someone who goes out clubbing midday friday and stops monday/tuesday
They get tres fucked
Usually dress cyber or the odd caner will be the coolest of try hards (dinner jackets the works)
They listen to hard beats and hate proggy trance.

A Maxer is:

Someone who talks like an 80's skate reject (Michael J Fox meets teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Had a mohawk when beckham had 1, but now beckham wears a beannie (looks like tea cozy) - guess who wears a beannie
The most noteable thing about a maxer is they tell you how they max it 24/7 yet they fall asleep for at leats 8 hours a day

Has to be caner's fuck that sleeping shit.

Im just Geordie

Probs be classed as a wimp on them stakes but its hardly gonna go on me CV that im a Caner/Maxer is it......

Im happy wi what i am anyways

fuck, I'm a caner like Joe

my best performance was Fri tea-time* till Mon bout 1am with 2 hrs kip sun pm including Promise, Shindig, People get Real, and included a shopping trip with Jamie Fuckhead threatening the bible-basher fuck-heads on Nthmld Street.

I can't remember anything after Shindig

btw when I was a punk I used to get my head kicked in on a Sat pm in the Handyside Arcade by hippies, mods and skins. Used to slap the new-romantics about tho, how can you look hard with eye-liner and ankle-warmers? The 80s were a fashion nightmare








*tea-time is about 5pm ish for those posh twats who have dinner about then, or even worse, supper

I didn't vote, I don't care :chill:

Strange how people try to be different by looking the same as others, grouping together and giving themselves a name.

Only one from Promise I know who gets 10/10 for individuality is Ste Burrell. His haircut is fucking wikkid, not copied off anyone, and looks cool as fuck. Respect

It looks fuck all like Flinty off The Prodigy either. Si did when I cut his hair tho, I just looked lush

CANERS!!

hrrrmmmmm someone takes life far to seriously

moi? sometimes yeah.

All about getting your ying and yang in harmony :chill:

Can't believe your scared of me Joe! When you move to Heaton, you can come over and play in my cellar if you like

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app i was made an honourary maxer the other week and i am none of the above.

the whole thing is very confusing to my lil brain! :spangled:

Don't think I'd fit in... rammed full of underage peroxide blonde geordie school girls

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paul you sleep more than a maxer.... least the maxers fall asleep on a couch while attempting to "max it"

you just get a taxi

I'd say ur tardy

it goes back a long way, I'm sure I could squeeze you in

They'd like you, not much flesh on you tho

hear that babies? Daddies bringing you fresh meat!

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actually i tend to use public transport more these days.

and FYI while "King Max" was sleeping i was out flyering to the knob heads down the big market.

i'm still hardcore....at times!

u max it 9-5 then conviniently fall asleep

me finks i'll be proving myself this weekend then!!

i may even take monday off work!!

Its a nice thought to put a vote like this up, but you didn't give maxers a very sporting chance did you?!?!

It's kinda like pitting a Jack Russel against a Rotweiler. Anyway, I'm myself, as Anarchy made a hellish point, one that I use on goths- that people try to be different by copying everyone else. Morons. If I cant think of summat original then I'll go out in normal clothes. It was I who thought of the four of us going out in them white boiler suits, but wouldn't do it every week as that would be normal and unoriginal. Until the next time a new idea looms, I will dress/behave/dance as normal etc.....

Besides, I like prog. trance on occasion. Some of its good and some of its poo, but that goes for all types of muzik, (including trance/hard trance which is my favourite). Except pop, that's all poo.

did u come up with bioler suits off the top of ur head?

and dust masks 2?

just I coulda swore altern 8 started doin that in the early 90's...original my arse

your about as original as cyber

I was only a wee bairn then!! As far as Im concerned, I thought of it for ME and never took the idea from anywhere else. I went out of my way to get the suits and for that, Im proud!!

What kind of class is someone that breaks into next doors mansion and sets off guns/steals all/leaves thank you note??