Mastercard wedding Copied from another site This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place in America. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests... At the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to thank everyone for coming. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish wedding. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had got suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After standing and watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,"F--- you!". He then turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." First thing the next morning, he had the marriage annulled. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. The resulting MasterCard "priceless" commercial would go something like this… Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends............$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...............................$ 3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.................................$ 8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man....................................Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
