Mark 'Clout' Maitland

Mark 'Clout' Maitland

I've just been asked to write an article on the West Fest Dance Weekender and who should I see on the line up but your good self!!?

I shall be advising female readers to bring spare knickers, just incase..

Re: Mark 'Clout' Maitland

Haha good move Darling. You shud come down with me if ya want

oooo two days of hard dance and camping..and sleeping in tents

I will consider it..

We wont be camping babe lol

Just going down for the Saturday

We've signed you up for the National Booty Championship We'll sort you a Contagious outfit so you look the part

you - NOT camping?

I've just checked the dates, I'm the 'Dam for Mysteryland, sorry.

Never mind, sure you'll have plenty of female company

LOL you were protection, my body guard. lol

Just have to have Nicki

Did I not tell you Ive taken you off the line up?

He cant be nice to me so why should I book him to play

Can i play ?

Only joking I know you cant wait to come and play two back to back sets with me

I'm sure Miss Niki can deflect unwanted female attention, if any is unwanted that is

For a small fee I could hire out one of the Royal security team, v discreet but they don't like hard house I'm afraid.

All is welcome, just need some one to organise some sort of cueing system

groups of four I find usually works, perhaps organise some games they can play while waiting

'Ok girls, anyone with a Brazillian to this side, anyone with a Hollywood to this side, hairy bitches go home'

You got it sorted darling!!

Sorry to dissapoint but all the girls at Weston Wheels hit it off with each other ... no men get a look in

we're not talking any man though!

WE'RE TAKLIN DJ TROUSER SNAKE

And as much of a girl as he is hes still not going to get a look in Sorry Mark but you'll have to sit this one out on the side lines