Man vs Woman He – I don’t know why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put in it. She – You wear pants don’t you? He – Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She – Good idea! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa He – What have you been doing with all the grocery money I’ve gave you? She – Turn sideways and look in the mirror On a wall in a ladies toilet – “My husband follows me everywhere I go”. Written just beneath it – “I do not”. Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them Q. How does a bloke show he is planning for the future? A. He buys TWO cases of beer Q. What is the difference between man and government bonds? A. The bonds mature Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don’t know, it’s never happened Q. Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A. They already have boyfriends Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge Q. What is the one thing that all men at a singles bar have in common? A. They are all married Man says to God – “God, why did you make women so beautiful?” God says, “So you would love her”. “But God,” says the man, “Why did you make her so dumb?” God says, “ So she would love you”. :laugh:
