Man Utd again !!!! Q. Did you hear that the Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out. Q.What do Manchester fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in common? A: Both are f**ing bad singers!!! Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough. Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God? A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson. Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator? A: A Man U fan is a real dick Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford? A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
