what a tit! people really shouldent get carried away with pets like. because at the end of they day they obviously didnt care about him much fucks sake. for example, at work we have a problem with pidgeons getting into the delivery yard. i suggested that rentokil should come in and shoot the fuckers, they are flying virmin after all. this was answered by "no, it's cruel" now this annoys me, because i personally think that if a pidgeon was 9 ft tall it would peck the living shit out of anyone in its path. pah "the birds, they're up to something"
I have no sympathy for people like that.. imagine if a window was left open, you'd have a scene similar to a cross between arachnophobia and 28 days later on that estate. I wonder which pet shop sold him a black widow..
they're illegal in pretty much all civilised countries, you could consider it a murder weapon almost.
Kieran, your pigeon idea is floored. You shoot lots of pigeons, what do you get... lots of dead pigeons. Which in turn, rot, and stink, and bring flies. What do they then get replaced by.... more pigeons!. its not exactly gonna fix a problem killing a bunch, unless you had a sentry gun mounted on the ship and royal with some kind of heatseeking pigeon device
eh anders there's like 5 of them, and they seem to regenerate every 4 month. kill 5, patch up the holes in the fencing and let the care free pidgeonless life begin. 1 of the silly bastards broke its leg the other day so i put it in the back lane under a bin then when i was walking away back into work some fuckin radgey kicked it like a football and it shot past my head and hit this mentally handicapped guy on the arsecheek. making him shout and scream REALLY loud.* i mean i'm all for getting rid of em but plain radgie torture is never nice. *i hate work.
I'm sorry but I'm loving this thread. Knacked Pigeon + Radge + Disabled Dude = Classic Comedy Do you have CCTV? You could make a fortune off it!
