Male stereotypes

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  1. Ferox

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    Male stereotypes

    You always hear that old saying that men simply can't multi task. Well I just had a shite, a piss and read the paper all at the same time. Up yours feminists
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    dahm right, i managed to make a cup of tea WHILST making an omelette last night, and still had time to give the cat a sachet of kittie kat.
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    i managed to hold 2 drinks, drink them, talk to someone and have a tab all at the same time last night. and that was under the influence as well :rolleyes:
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    I had a wank with a thumb up my bum.
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    i dont really think thats classed as multitasking mate.

    its self inflicted soddomey.

    if you were playing the drums at the same time i would of been impressed. :D
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    especially as he didnt mention who the thumb belonged to.
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    good point.

    although, knowing anderzz it'll be his own - not to mention he's got massive thumbs as well.
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    I believe the correct term is a russet gusset , which would make you A man of the cloth
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    or maybe just whack ya duds in the nearest bush and hope for the best
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