Making Sandwiches There was a boy about 18 years old, and he still lived at home. He and his girlfriend were out for dinner, and when they came back they wanted to get a little...busy. When the boy came inside the house with his girlfriend, his parents were just leaving. Your little brother is sleeping in his room. They two older ones started making out and soon they went to the boys room to get in bed and do the horizontal. That's when the boy remembered that his brother was still there, sleeping in the bottom bunk bed they shared. He was sound asleep, so the boy told his girlfriend that they would have sex in the top bunk, and use code. They stripped down and he said, "ok, if you want me to change positions, say lettuce, if you want it harder, say tomato." Soon the girl was screaming, "Lettuce" "Tomato" "lettuce" over and over. They woke up the little boy. That's when the little one said, "can you two stop making sandwiches up there...you're getting mayonaise all over me!"
